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50 MOST AMERICAN LAWS: Men's drivers will smile softly for number 24!

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  •  All these laws were passed by local assemblies, not by the US Congress. The largest number was voted at the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries, when American society was transformed from agricultural to industrial. Many are still in force, but they are simply not applied, while some of them are formally downed.

      1. Polling in Ohio allows cops to bite a dog if they judge that it will calm the animal.


    2. It is forbidden to ride a ugly horse in Wilbur, in the state of Washington.
    3. In Quittman, Georgia, chickens must not cross the path. It is forbidden to ride a ugly horse in Wilbur, in the state of Washington.
    4. In the Mohave district of Arizona, if you get caught while stealing a soap, you must bathe it until the soap is consumed.
    5. The first-born can be married in Yuta, where the Mormons are powerful, but only when they are 65 years old.
    6. In North Dakota, no one can be arrested on July 4th.
    7. In Tennessee it is illegal for a child to play games on Sundays without a special permission from the authorities.
    8. In the same country, it is forbidden atheists to be officials.
    9. Indiana forbids men to get sexually aroused in public.
    10. California forbids licking of frogs. It looks like some people licked frogs to get drugs, but many got sick.




    11. Michigan forbids crocodile bonding for a street hydrant. We would like to hear about the adoption of this law.
    12. The old law in Colorado requires that everyone must have a medical prescription before they bathe.
    13. Colorado also forbids a man to marry his wife's grandmother.
    14. The Law in Kansas says: "When the two wagons meet at the intersection, both have to stop completely and no one can go until the other leaves."
    15. California prohibits a woman in a home dress driving a car.
    16. The law in Minneapolis provides for a punishment for those who double-park or park cars so that the other regularly parked car can not be evicted. The one who does it will be bound by a chain and only bread and water will be given to him.
    17. In Michigan, the groom's hair belongs to a husband.
    18. Morissville in Pennsylvania prohibits women from using make-up without a permit.
    19. A man is forbidden to kiss a woman while sleeping, if that person lives in Logan County, Colorado.
    20. In Calis, in Idaho, it is illegal to walk the street with another woman's wife.
    21. Flirting in Little Rock in Arkansas can take you to prison for up to 30 days.
    22. Truro in Mississippi states that a man who wants to marry has to prove that it is worth it by hunting and killing, either six pieces or three crows.
    23. Pueblo in Colorado literally forbids the cultivation of butter.
    24. A woman in the Memphis State of Tennessee must not drive a car unless a man with a red flag flashes in front of her to wave to warn other drivers and pedestrians.
    25. Blu Ert in Minnesota prohibits children under the age of 12 to talk on the phone unless they are in the parent's home.
    26. The law in Calispelle Montana states that children must have a doctor's license if they want to buy a lollipop.
    27. Linda Larsen, a lawyer in Oklahoma, attempted to expel the law in order to reduce the number of divorces, which was to impose the following marriage contract provisions: no party hurts, that at least one meal does not save a primary family cook a week , toothpaste to be pushed from the bottom up, women's nubes must not hang up in the shower, and the toilet seat-cup should always be lowered.
    28. Eureka in Nevada prohibits men who have mustaches to love women.
    29. Vako in Texas forbids throwing banana from the banana to the street because the horse can slip.
    30. Texas forbade the Encyclopedia of the British once because it contained a recipe for making beer.


    31. Acorn cucumbers were once out of law in Los Angeles because their scent could hurt people.
    32. Hartford in Connecticut defends husbands to kiss their wives on Sundays.
    33. The purchase of ice cream on Sundays was out of the law in Ohio because it was considered that this product was too frivolous and luxurious for God's day.
    34. A woman in shorts, sleeveless shirt or swimwear, dressed in a political gathering, may be accused of misconduct in Vitfil in Indiana.
    35. Lander in Weiming outside the law puts bathing more often than once a week after the arrival of cold weather. Children should not be bathing throughout the winter.
    36. St. Louis in Missouri forbids a fireman to rescue a woman dressed in a nightgown. If she wants to be saved, she must dress up.
    37. The Law in Florida prescribes that if you want to swim, you must be dressed.
    38. Motorcyclists in Milwaukee can not park for more than two hours unless the engine is attached to the horse.
    39. Women in Whitesville in Delaware may be accused of misconduct if they ask a man.
    40. Kentucky expressly prohibits the law that a woman is married for the same man four times.
    41. There is a law in South Carolina that allows a husband to beat his wife on the stairs of the court on Sundays.
    42. In Arizona, oral sex is legally treated as a sodomy.
    43. In the same federal state, a husband is lawfully allowed to beat his wife once a month, but not more than that.
    44. Daeriesburg in Tennessee forbids a girlfriend to call her boyfriend on the phone.
    45. Kentucky forbids her wearing a bathing suit on the highway unless she is armed with a stick or is accompanied by two policemen. An amendment to this crazy law says it does not apply to a woman who is lighter than 40 pounds and weighs 90.

    46. Atlanta prohibits "smelly people" from being used by public transport. This law does not sound stupid at all. It sounds smart in the summer months.

    47. In 1648, Massachusetts passed a law that allowed a parent to kill a stubborn or rebel son. This law has been downgraded in the meantime, but we have not been able to determine when or how often it was implemented. We are sure, not many times.

    48. In the same country, if you deny the existence of God, you can be punished with a sum of $ 200.

    49. Lexington in Kentucky forbids the wearing of an ice cream corn in a pocket.

    50. Caygler in Illinois prescribes that only the first four firefighters who get to the fire will receive money.

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